I wish I was a PC gamer

Oh how I wish I was a PC gamer. To fr4g fools with a keyboard and mouse, the sensation is all teh sweeter. To plumb teh lushious d3p7hs of the deep RPG realm. To hack and m0d till a world is just how I like it. That would be b4k4^2. But wo is me, to have a 5 1/2 year old computer. Beezlebub himself could not devise a worse form of punishment than a full out Windows 98 system crash. The Blue Screen is a most cold and horrible hue. To play a game watered down on a console just doesn't cut it. Morrowind looked kickass on the PC back in 2 double-ought 2. On the XBOX it looked like ass-and-a-half. BATV has an Apple G5. It's so close and yet so far away. I dream of one day liberating it from it's oppressors, taking it home, gently carressing it's brushed steel frame. One day I will have my gaming rig, and that day will be good.

Ok, I just went all Leaves Of Grass there. In short, my computer is a piece of crap and I wish I had a better one. School got out in Billerica today. Most excellent.