orthodontist
My orthodontist suck he sits there rewires my entire mouth and say and I quote "you may feel a little pressure.Now as i type i am gumming a POPTART a +++++++ poptart.this is not your avrage pain either i have no feeling but SEVERE PAIN........ ok a sorry goes out to ryan who i called at 825 in the morning.just tell me you got the message on your machine.
posted by [wthg}jondrunken master at
8:29 AM
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Splinter Cell: Choas Theory. 1 vs. 1 Multiplayer. Need I say more? One on One, mano a mano sucks in SC:CT. The spy can never win. The controls are too convoluted, and nothing in their inventory is actually capable of killing. At least give me a knife. I think spying is known as Cloak & DAGGER for a reason. This is how my experience as a spy went. 1. Skillfully outmanuver dumb as sh1t merc. 2. With optimal mix of stealth and cover, get merc in open. 3. Shoot merc with NONLETHAL PANSY ASS BIG TASER. 4. Run up to stunned merc and proceed to press R trigger, now, in single player this triggers kickass kungfu, shanking with knife, or death by strangulation. Now, in multiplayer it makes the spy drop smoke gernades, yes, smoke gernades. So, I'm standing in front of my would-be prey frantically trying to smoke him to death. 5. Merc comes out of electric shock and blows me away with actual killing device. 6. Repeat 10 times. Now I'm sure it's better with 2 .vs 2, but when only 2 are playing, it sucks the larger sizes. And don't tell me I just suck either, because no one could kill the merc, although you'd think he'd have an anyeurism and die, considering how many walls I made him headbutt. Nuff Said.
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Marquis de Suave, at 5:24 PM
What can I say, the girls here at Minuteman are hot. Too bad y'all can't experience the same pleasure.
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Matt, at 5:27 PM
Well, on Saturday, I'm going to a REAL PARTY, with REAL GIRLS, that are actually willing to TALK TO ME. Did I mention they're all Sophmore or above. Yeah, I'm mackin with the upperclassmen. Ph34r ma l337 s0ci41 5ki11z!!!
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Marquis de Suave, at 5:31 PM
ryan stop making excuses for sucking.
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[wthg}jondrunken master, at 5:46 PM
ryan stop making excuses for sucking.
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[wthg}jondrunken master, at 5:46 PM
ryan stop making excuses for sucking.
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[wthg}jondrunken master, at 5:46 PM
Why did you say that three times?
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Pete, at 6:25 PM
Hey, you couldn't kill the merc either. Oh wait, you didn't even try to play as the spy!
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Marquis de Suave, at 7:51 PM
Wow, I was just in an awesome sniping game! I only came in third place even though I had 150 kills, 6 assists, and 146 medals...
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Pete, at 2:00 AM
yes I did and I came close to killing merc but hit the chafe gernade buton instead of the smoke gernade an honest mistake plus I ran into th light trying to bash him in the head he hear me.
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[wthg}jondrunken master, at 6:23 AM
Pete, how long was that game?????
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Matt, at 8:05 AM
You see, that's exactly what happened to me.
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Marquis de Suave, at 8:44 AM
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