Xbox 360 Ad - Banned

Guys check out this ad for the Xbox 360. Apparently it was banned for being a bit morbid.

xbox360banned.wmv
(WMV format, 1:31 min.) Do the right-click save-as thing.

Courtesy of Break.com, formerly known as Big-Boys.com.

The 100th Post

This is the 100th post. This post was created on November 26, 2005. The first post on The Wahttehhog's blogspace was created on May 27, 2005.

To honor this day, I'm going to tell ya'll the story behind The Wahttehhog:

"It's April 16, 2005, and I'm sitting in front of my editing machine, my PowerBook, my life in a piece of titanium. And it's around 3:00 PM. And I had just finished rendering and exporting today's complete Wahttehhog Episode 1: "Insert Quarter to Purchase Health". The finished video first sat on my desktop at exactly 2:48 PM. It wasn't named yet, and it's current codename was 'Dumbass.mov'.

"I'm sitting there, trying to name this thing, that weighed in at exactly 5:00 min. Obviously, I wasn't about to upload a file to HBO called 'Dumbass.mov'. So I'm thinking and thinking and after about 2 hours, I jumped up, and screamed "WTF Mate!!1". Naturally, my parents got kinda pissed and screamed back "STFU".

"So I sat back down, on this little rocking stool that I had been sitting on for the last 2 months editing this Episode, and I suddenly realize that this world is full of stupid peop- No, I slowly double-click on the file, so as to high-lite the filename, and deleted 'Dumbass.mov'. I typed in 'What The Hell' because I was on edge about life at this point in relative time. And I sat there and started messing with 'What The Hell', and it eventually changed into 'Waht Teh Hell'.

"I thought that that was kinda cool, as cool as if a n00b created that. So I relaxed and watched the video again, all 5 min. of it, and I realize that the greatest scene in the entire episode was the scene where the kill, um, the *cough* black dude *cough* and then they take off in the hog. Wait a minute, I said to moi. That's kinda like for 1337xX0r guys like us, so I changed the name again to 'Waht teh Hog'.

"That was the original name, which over time, has become 'The Wahttehhog'.

And here we exist."

Today, we celebrate Reyals Bemus, and his contributions towards The Wahttehhog's existence. Hey guys, take the day off, will you?

And a parting note:


HAHAHAHA!!1 Sorry, Jon!@!

What to do with your 360 funds

So, my friend, you couldn't get an XBOX 360, you say? But you still have the funds for it. Take heart, weary wanderer, for I have the solution to your quandary:
What to do with your 360 money

iPod nano - 200GB mod success

You might be thinking, WTF Mate???

Well, you're wrong and I'm right.

I had an extra 200GB hard drive lying around, so I decided to mod this kid's iPod nano to make it hold A LOT more songs than originally planned for by Apple.

If you fill this bad-boy with illegal warez, and get caught, that'll be $75,000 out of your allowance. Holds up to 500,000 songs.

And a picture of the sleek iPod:


By the way, battery life was reduced greatly, averaging at about 6 minutes on a full charge, compared to the 8+ hours guaranteed by Apple.

Fellow joggers might laugh at your g3ekt4rdn3sS, but don't let that bother you.

UPDATE:

For those of you who think the image above was edited in Photoshop, here's another picture from the side:


I actually almost wrecked the kid's iPod with configuration errors, so I changed the drive format and it worked fine. Sold the mod to him for $180.

Sucks to be the guy at the end...

Only they would find this worthy of losing balls over.


Notice the expression on the face of the guy doing the jump. German 1337xX0r id10ts...

this makes me feel depressed

it'll make you suicidal to learn you're a noob to http://lilpoison.com/

orthodontist

My orthodontist suck he sits there rewires my entire mouth and say and I quote "you may feel a little pressure.Now as i type i am gumming a POPTART a +++++++ poptart.this is not your avrage pain either i have no feeling but SEVERE PAIN........ ok a sorry goes out to ryan who i called at 825 in the morning.just tell me you got the message on your machine.

Minuteman Regional is the shiZzl3n4t...

Y'all know the game Quake 2 right? Well, turns out that every computer in the drafting wing of Minuteman High School is equipped with the game... That is truly gnarly. There even is a dedicated Quake 2 server on the school network system. That is f*cking insane. I heard that once the entire student body stayed after school one day, all 800 of them, and played a massive game throughout the entire school network, and hogged so much bandwidth, that the school ISP had to shut down the service for a few weeks to reconfigure and restabilize the network. That's unbelievable.

I've now started the Pre-Engineering Academy, which in Freshman year I've got drafting, which is unbelievably interesting and fun. We all get top-of-the-line computers (sadly, they're Dell's, probably donated) that have the latest Radeon X800GT card, 3Ghz processor and 1GB RAM. We have a break every once and a while, and the entire drafting class plays us, the Pre-Engineering group. By the way, there's this blazing-hot girl that plays Quake 2 too, and she pwns at it. (Came in 2nd once, right under moi.)

So it looks like this: Drafting vs. Pre-Engineering. Funny how they're all Juniors and us Freshman Pre-Engineering guys still lay the smackdown on them. Of course, I've got drop-dead ub3r-m1cr0 skillz, so I'm usually up in the top 3 at the end of rounds.

It's almost insanity that a High School allows this act of cr4zyn3sS go on. Whatever, I'm not complaining.


I love High School. (I love the girls here too.)

Halo 2 turns 1 year old today...

*** climbs in bed and cries ***

Read up on Bungie.net, apparently they're doing some testing with the Xbox360. It should suck.

I've got a new Wahttehhog application for Mac OS X that will be coming out shortly. Speaking of programming (Jon), this one was actually somewhat complex.

Screenshot of the Wahttehhog n00b-Tester:


It'll be released soon enough...

Wahttehhog Newsletter - October 05

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Issue 5

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