Pure Pwnage Ep. 11 - 1<3 U IN RL

Jeremy, Tagi, Kyle, and Doug have yet pumped out another cool episode of their Pure Pwnage web series.

Check it out here.

God, are they getting famous or what! Maybe someday we'll be recognized as much as they are, pwning n00bs liek so hard, right.

Summer Agenda

I suggest we make a summer agenda for what The Wahttehhog needs to do. If we don't, we may not get anything done. I currently do not have vacations planned. I only have band practices Wednesday and Saturdays along with shows. Pete has vacations planned and it seems that Ryan may not be around for much of the summer. I believe Ryan is away until Thursday of this week. We should plan LANs far in advance so that Matt's mom cannot say no. Comment with plans for vacations if known so that we can be prepared. I would really love to finish the current episode, Episode 2, within the next few weeks.

By the way, go for the MacBook Pro, Matt. Not that I do not appreciate what this PowerBook has done for us, but the access to this greater technology is good for the progress of the clan.

I will update this post as I get information, and please give details of when people will be gone in comments.

5 Years of Unpaid Service

After 5 years of dedicated service to me, my PowerBook G4 800Mhz laptop has begun to die. It all started with the screen not booting properly, and then a physical snap of the rod connection from the screen to the rest of the computer. After that I mysteriously lost 4GB of 'root/home' files (crucial system files), and it goes on...

And so this is a sad time for me, as I watch my Macintosh computer slowly pass away. I plan to spend these last few days trying to heal my valiant Apple PowerBook before I must put it to rest. This PowerBook has not only served me well, but it has also powerfully fueled the Wahttehhog for the last year or so. From my PowerBook the Wahttehhog has pumped out so much media and pwnage...

I hope you all have felt the dedication in this PowerBook from your own individual time spent with it, and you can feel a bit of what I'm feeling right now. Soon my laptop will retire into a glass case placed in my room (that is, of course, after I have tried EVERYTHING possible in attempt to fix it).
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And the only good news to arrise from this sad event is:

I might be getting a brand new MacBook Pro 15.4", 2.16Ghz, 2GB RAM, Radeon X1600, DVD/CD+-RW disk drive, as well as a 100GB HD.

Of course, I'd still much rather be using my original PowerPC laptop.
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Please let the pwnage resurrect itself...

Ok, the scariest thing in the world would be:

First image by George, text by moi
Second image by Moi.

Halo Map

Hey, I'm going to try and show you all what I meant when I said I can take something thats the best and make it better. I have been working on 3D modeling a halo map. The Halo maps are the things that are the best. I have modeled a pretty good map that Matt and I are getting ready to take it through the process of being set up in a real time game of Halo for the computer. So far we are doing pretty good and are almost done besides the few porblems we have been having, but its getting there and it will be awesome once it is done. Tell what you think.

Wahttehhog Membership - Terms of Acceptance

This letter is directed by the Wahttehhog Organization as a whole, including all current active members. These are the terms of acceptance that [Gregory Margolis] must comply to in order to join our group. These terms have been modified to suit Greg's situation. The terms are:

1. The Wahttehhog pwns you. You are never above the Wahttehhog.

2. You must comment on this blog at least once a month. You are forbidden to use the phrase "lol" or any other phrase of that nature on this blog. (Also, drop the caps-lock when posting and commenting.)

3. Because you live in Acton, you have an exception to participating in the majority of LAN/filming sessions here in Billerica. As long as you can make it to a few LAN's year-round, we really don't care.

4. Try your best to type in proper sentences. This means correct punctuation and grammar and stuff. Yes, there are members here that can't figure this rule out, but no one cares about that either.

5. When creating a post on this blog (not a comment), don't just post aimlessly. All posts must be something interesting or informative to the Wahttehhog.

6. There might be some other rules, but I forgot them and stuff. So just enjoy your stay here.

We will send your invitational email once you comply to these terms. Just create a comment in this post that says you comply.

Apple Logos - Before, Then, & Now

Apple's original logo. This goes way back.


Their pwnage logo. This one is the classic.


The polished Apple. Part of Mac OS X.

Wahttehhog Episode 2 - Release Date

The completed Wahttehhog Episode 2, "Ancien Regime of the Sans-Culottes Series," will be released on:

[Sunday, June 18, 2006]

Ryan and I have nearly finished voice-acting and editing the video. This weekend we intend to finish the entire video for export. I will then spend next Saturday polishing, converting, and compressing the video. It will be uploaded either Saturday night or Sunday morning. Don't expect to be able to download it until Sunday though. Also, if any errors occur in the export or uploading process, the release date will be postponed 'till further notice.

Once this film is released, Ryan and I are taking a break for a weekend or so. During that time, we'll probably host a LAN and just play games and chill. We might start work on the real-life film series. After that, scripting and filming Ep. 3 will begin immediately.
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I would advise all n00bs to spend extensive time preparing for the viewing of this film. If a n00b watches this video without proper preparation, his/her brain may explode. If a n00b needs tutoring from a qualified "pro," send an email to wahttehhog@gmail.com stating the exact problem(s) that he/she has. Lastly, if a n00b simply cannot handle the amount of pwnage packed into this episode, we might reduce the resolution and quality of the video down to 4 pixels for better viewing.

Otherwise... Get ready, and get excited!

meh

IM BORED IM SO VERY BORED IM AS BORED AS ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN IN FACT IM CONTIMPLATING EXCERCISE. I NEED A WAHTTEHHOG MEETING.
now that ive gotten your attention. I think we sould have a get together Matt no offence I cant remember what you look like. Austin I can only talk to you after registering and getting in line(I never thought austin would be the popular kid(in his own group that is))two perenthesis inside each other is legal.Pete I havent had a real conversaiton with you in a long time. I think Ryans the only exception and thats only in school.Seiriously ive resorted to talking with the oppisite sex
might I remind you Im not good at that. Please somebody listen somebody help me i need help>>>>>>>>>........................................


sincerly JONATHAN BRAXTON CORLISS